LAWS THAT YOU DIDN’T LEARN AT SCHOOL
- LORENZ’S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.
- CANNON’S KARMIC LAW
If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.
- O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW
If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.
- BELL’S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don’t want to be seen with.
- WILLOUGHBY’S LAW
When u try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
- ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- BREDA’S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
- OWEN’S LAW
As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Compiled By: Advocate Amit Tripathi